It's bad enough that Little Bobby Jindal thought it was a good idea to use the dismal response a Republican government had to a major disaster in his state as his example of why government is bad. No, Bobby, REPUBLICAN government is bad. How on earth can a party that believes government is bad ever hope to govern well? Anyway, it turns out, Bobby can't even tell the truth about his example of bad government.Remember Tuesday night when he said this:
During Katrina, I visited Sheriff Harry Lee, a Democrat and a good friend of mine. When I walked into his makeshift office I’d never seen him so angry. He was yelling into the phone: ‘Well, I’m the Sheriff and if you don’t like it you can come and arrest me!’ I asked him: ‘Sheriff, what’s got you so mad?’ He told me that he had put out a call for volunteers to come with their boats to rescue people who were trapped on their rooftops by the floodwaters. The boats were all lined up ready to go - when some bureaucrat showed up and told them they couldn’t go out on the water unless they had proof of insurance and registration. I told him, ‘Sheriff, that’s ridiculous.’ And before I knew it, he was yelling into the phone: ‘Congressman Jindal is here, and he says you can come and arrest him too!’ Harry just told the boaters to ignore the bureaucrats and start rescuing people.
Wellllll, turns out it's a big ole lie. Politico's Ben Smith wrote about it.
Anyway, Jindal's spokeswoman, Melissa Sellers, told Smith that the governor didn't mean to imply that the story actually took place during the "heat of the rescue effort" or that Jindal was directly involved. It actually took place some "days later," Sellers said, as Lee was giving an interview about the incident on the phone.
Little Bobby, in his sweet high school freshman voice, said he asked Lee, "Sheriff, what's got you so mad?" That's when Lee told him the story about the boats and the bureaucrat who wanted insurance and registration. "That's ridiculous," Little Bobby said, and the sheriff yelled into the phone, "Congressman Jindal is here, and he says you can come and arrest him too."
Does that sound like he implied he was there to you? Me neither. In fact, he says he was there. Lee, of course, has since died and can't tell us the truth, but Melissa Sellers did.
Bobby Jindal lied. He told a cutesy little story that he made up. But Jindal's staff wasn't done yet.Jindal's chief of staff Little Timmy Teepell said that he and Little Bobby walked into Lee's office while he was "yelling on the phone about a decision he's already made."
"He's saying, 'This is a decision I made, and if you don't like it, you can come and arrest me,'" Timmy said.
But Timmy didn't explain where the "Congressman Jindal is here, and he says you can come and arrest him too!" part came from, but Melissa insisted that there was no difference between what Little Bobby said Tuesday night and what actually happened.
"This is liberal blogger B.S. The story is clear," Timmy said.
Right. So Timmy and Melissa are liars too, just like their boss Little Bobby, because Bobby didn't say he overheard Lee giving an interview about the bureaucrat and the boats. He said he was there, and that Lee threw in the "you can arrest Little Bobby too" line.
LIAR.
Update: Seems Little Bobby's been telling this story for quite some time. Here's a video (dontcha just love YouTube) in which he makes it absolutely clear he was "hearing Sheriff Lee's end of the conversation" with some "nameless bureaucrat" and not hearing some interview.
Didn't hear anything about this little lie at CPAC, although those guys really went nuts when Hillary Clinton said she was dodging bullets in Bosnia.
It's just becoming more clear every day that after eight years of living under the Bush administration's Alice Through the Looking Glass world, they've lost all contact with reality.When Bobby was giving his speech and saying he was there, he wasn't saying he was there. That mayor who sent out the watermelons on the White House lawn image had no idea there were any racist connotations to that either. Like, what was the joke then?
Mitch McConnell said today that conservatives were more fun than liberals, because who'd want to hang out with Paul Krugman and Robert Reich when you could hang out with Supreme Leader Ayatollah Limbaugh.
Is that a trick question?
Michelle Bachman -- who told Chris Matthews that she was worried that Barack Obama had "anti-American views" and then called for the "news media" to "do a penetrating expose" about whether members of Congress "are pro-America or anti-America" and later lied and said she'd said no such thing and blamed Matthews -- came up on stage after the black guy they elected chairman of the RNC spoke and said "You be da man, you be da man."
Cliff Kincaid, head a conservative group with the most bullshit name ever -- Accuracy in Media -- suggested first that Obama is a communist and then that he wasn't born in the United States, something that's been thoroughly debunked, except apparently conservatives can't take indisputable evidence for an answer. The audience at CPAC, where all completely sane people go to spread their sanity, brought the house down with their applause.John Bolton brought the house down too by picking Obama's hometown of Chicago as his example of city that Iran could target with a nuclear attack. And Joe the unlicensed Plumber-turned-GOP-Strategist (yes, he spoke too) said if he were in Congress he'd probably be in jail for slapping some other member who "stood there and said anything bad about our troops, pretty much anybody who sat there and talked treasonous talk about America."
Back in the day, really, when people would talk about our military in a poor way, somebody would shoot ‘em. And there’d be nothing said about that, because they knew it was wrong. You don’t talk about our troops. You support our troops. Especially when our congressmen and senators sit there and say bad things in an ongoing conflict.
I'm guessing the Joe gets to decide who has talked "about our military in a poor way" so they could get shot. And this from the guy who said back when he was Joe the War Correspondent that journalists shouldn't "be anywhere near war" and "should be abolished from, uh, you know, reporting."And now I'm guessing one of my not-playing-with-a-full-deck commenters will swing by to tell me I don't know what I'm talking about or some such.
Delusion. It's what's for breakfast.
Cross-posted at Stop the Press!
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I could almost give 'em this one, except for the "Obama bin" part. That's pretty telling. There were, after all, plenty of "Impeach Bush" stickers around for the past 8 years, although there is that little thing of actual impeachable offenses.
Take this one, for example, riffing on the "Obama is a socialist" meme. Y'know, if these assholes knew what socialism actually is, they might have made up Comrade Bush stickers last year. But that would not have been right, since, clearly, Republicans would never, ever, ever do anything that might bring socialism to America. Whatever it is.
Speaking of change we can't afford, there's also this little gem. At risk of bringing the wrath of a certain segment of feminists upon my head, let me say once again: Sarah Palin would make a horrible president. She lacks the breadth of understanding of the issues facing the United States that is necessary for a president, and has yet to show any desire to obtain that understanding. Stirring up racists and playing to the worst of human nature is not a qualification. At least it shouldn't be. So, thanks, I will keep the "change."
Here's another change I'll keep. Isn't this what it's all about for these guys? Guns, freedom and money. I can understand the guns and money part, but as best as I can tell, when they say "freedom," what they actually mean is "I get to decide who is a real American and who isn't, and if you aren't, you are screwed, and I've got the guns and money to make sure that's true."
Here's another cute one. Notice the little Democrat donkey representing the word "ass." There's the usual uncreative suspects too, like "Don't blame me, I voted for Palin" -- not McCain, mind you -- and "January 20, 2009 -- the beginning of an error." There's an unbelievable number of anti-Hillary Clinton books, not surprisingly since she clearly scares the bejesus out of these folks. And there's a bunch more Politically Incorrect Guides to things like English and American Literature (I'm scared to look at that one, too), Global Warming, Darwinism (what the hell is that anyway?) and Intelligent Design, Hunting, of all things, Science (oh spare me), the Civil War (eegads), the Bible, the Constitution, the MIddle East, Islam (oh my god. this one sounds scary too), Western Civilization and the South (and Why It Will Rise Again), festooned, of course, with a Confederate battle flag. But I'm sure there's not a racist bone in any of their bodies.
It was soon afterward that it became painfully obvious that GW's call to bring us together in our darkest hour was just so much bullshit, the high point of a presidency that would slowly drag the country into the mud of its own creation.
It's a a world where freedom is having your civil liberties stripped away, where a crusade is launched to "install democracy," where reasons for war change as often as the hour.
There are still tens of thousands of weapons missing in Iraq, our treatment of many veterans is beyond shameful, Osama bin Laden -- the guy we were gonna smoke out of the caves he was hiding in -- is still hiding, whether in caves or some more comfortable abode we don't know, and we had a Justice Department that wouldn't define torture.
And then there were the constant "Bushisms," "nucular," trying to rub the German chancellor's shoulders. And what was that bit about not reading?


But still they don't heed the message, the one that the American people started in 2006 and continued in 2008. The one that they'll still be delivering in 2010 if the obstructionists don't get with the program.
This economic crisis is far deeper than the Republicans want you to think it is. A couple of tax cuts that will primarily benefit rich people isn't going to help. Neither is Tim Geithner's bailing out the banks, but that's another post.







